Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Monday’s mail

included a catalog with ads on the cover for things to “Quickly clear stubborn mucus;” allow you to “Get a gorgeous, maintenance-free lawn;” and a cream that will give you “Fuller, more voluptuous breasts.”

If required to choose, I’ll take the maintenance-free lawn. I do not have unnecessary mucus, stubborn or cooperative; and if I decided to have big breasts, my wife might have questions.

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