Body found on conveyor belt at West Palm Beach, Fla., recycling center.
“Derrick Parker, who works for nearby LKQ Keystone Automotive, was surprised by the news.
“’(Y)ou know never would I have thought anything of that magnitude would have happened you know, so close to home.’”
“Police are calling the case a 'death investigation.'” (As opposed to what? Duuuuhhh.)
A fark.com posting.