A woman in Fort Wayne, Ind., rescued and raised a squirrel. Indiana wildlife bureaucrats want the squirrel, since state law says people must get a permit to have squirrels. The woman asked what she had to do to get a permit. State bureaucrat: You have to get the permit before you get the squirrel.
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Found at Drudge.