Monday, September 30, 2013

How a persimmon seed forecasts winter

“I just asked my nanna. She said that Jesus made the persimmon so the apostles had desert with their fish and bread thing. The trick is to hold the seeds in your hand while walking on water. If you sink immediately, the winter will cause at least two school closings, but if you sorta float for a split second before you sink, then you should hold your stock until spring and then sell only after confirming with a tarot card reader. (Don't use that Jackson girl, she caused our pastor to over-indulge with alcohol and we had to use a rabid coyote to expel the demons.)”

From my wife, who found it drifting in the ether, but she didn’t copy the link, and then it was gone. I hate when that happens. Just like the site on how the Agriculture Department faked the Moon landings and Mars landings and the Venus colony. I went back to the site, but there was a 9-1-1 error.

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