Headlines

‘Man charged with having sex with patients’

He is a medical technician at a mental health clinic. Since the suspect/perp is ID’d as “Man,” I suppose only “Men” have sex with “patients.” The story http://www.fox4now.com/news/local/Man-charged-with-having-sex-with-patients--224472771.html
doesn’t say what kind of medical tech, nor if sex was consensual. If the sex was not consensual, you would think the charge would be sexual assault.

‘Contractor nearly electrocuted in Cape Coral’

“A contractor working on a road project in northeast Cape Coral today was shaken after the earth-moving equipment he was operating came in contact with high-voltage power lines.”

The equipment didn’t actually contact the lines. The excavator came “in close proximity to overhead power lines” and an arc resulted.

http://www.news-press.com/article/20130909/NEWS0101/130909026/Cape-Coral-construction-worker-nearly-electrocuted-construction-accident

(No one is quoted as saying the worker was “nearly electrocuted.”)