Obama jokes

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says hello Mr. President.

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.

And the funniest Obama joke of all (Drum roll, please): brrrrrrrrrrp:

A MIRROR!

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