From ‘Chase me, ladies, I’m in the cavalry’
CHAT UP LINE: GUARANTEED RESULTS.
“Saw a girl on the bus today, bit of a fox, so I sat down opposite and attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. 'I am a tomato,' I announced, when she looked up. 'So am I a fruit... or a vegetable?' She didn't know, so I explained to her in a nerd voice that technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the United States Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the purposes of import levy.
“Sadly, she did not speak English, otherwise we would have been getting naked within the hour. I have personally had over six hundred women using this method.”
http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2004/04/chat-up-line-guaranteed-results.html
That was posted 11 years ago.
Found at http://neveryetmelted.com/
Friday, May 8, 2015
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