Your wish is my command, habibbi

“SO this week I was sitting on this park bench in Haifa with three other codgers and one of us kicks this thing out from under the bench, which turns out to be this ancient lamp. Out from the lamp comes this genie in a puff of smoke and offers each of us a single wish. The first guy at the end of the bench says: ‘I wish for there to be an escalating war on many fronts between the Sunni world and the Shi'ite world.’ You got it, says the genie with a swish of his wand. The second geezer says, ‘I wish for ISIS to enter Palestinian camps in Syria controlled by the Hamas and to behead the Hamas commanders and officials there.’ Your wish is my command, says the genie with a smile. The third codger says, ‘I wish for the US and Allied forces, together with Jordan and Egypt and other Arab armed forces, to bomb the bejeebers out of ISIS camps in Iraq and Syria.’ Piece of cake, says the genie. He then turns to me. So what is YOUR wish, he asks. ‘Let me get this straight,’ sayeth I. ‘The Sunni world is going to war against the Shiite world on many fronts? ISIS is beheading Hamas officials? The US and others are bombing ISIS camps in Iraq and Syria?’ That has all been granted, says the genie. ‘In that case,’ say I, ‘I think I'll have a diet cola.’"

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