Thursday, May 21, 2015

A future best-seller

The Little Train That Could, but Which, Recognizing its Individual Responsibility in Collective Society, Did Not Climb the Hill, Because to Have Done So Would Have Meant He Was Superior to Other Trains.

No, no.

You are hereby cited by the Department of Gender Applicability. You will immediately make the following correction(s) in your post: Replace the gender-specific pronoun "he" to "their." Future writings will be under GPA scrutiny. Failure to make recommended changes or refusal to abide by GPA codes could result in: suspension of writer's license for one (1) year; a $10,000 fine; 100 hours of community service; or all of the above.


No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.