From Babylon Bee
MENLO PARK,
CA—In a move to better filter out unapproved positions and people, Facebook
unveiled its new Bigot Recognition Technology (BRT) at a press event Tuesday.
The new tech automatically
detects people who are likely to be prejudiced, backward cretins and flags them
for removal from the social network.
"We're looking for key
indicators of bigotry, like being white, believing in God, and holding any
political position to the right of Stalin," Mark Zuckerberg said at the
event. "Our algorithm has been trained to flag and remove offensive people
who aren't welcome on our platform: straight, cisgendered males, conservative
people, and of course, Christians.
Facebook's new
technology did have a major hiccup early on, when it flagged several Antifa
pages, but Zuckerberg had his engineering team program an exception for bigots
on the left. "If you're being intolerant for the sake of tolerance, then
yes, you're exempt from our new bigot filters, obviously," he said.
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