Responses to lawyer claims against Round Up on Facebook

All kinds of lawyer groups post ads on Facebook, saying that if you have anything wrong in your health, Round Up caused the problem, and they, the lawyers, can get you the money you deserve. My responses so far, one for each lawyer claim:

I understand Round Up sank the Titanic.

I understand Round Up brought down the Hindenburg.

I understand Benedict Arnold used Round Up on his lawn.

I understand Japanese pilots dropped Round up at Pearl Harbor.

I understand Round Up sank the USS Maine and caused the Spanish-American War.