U.S.—Progressives
are trying a new strategy to win over American hearts and minds after it was
found that their outraged antics often turn people off: interrupting
college football games.
"We've
tried blocking traffic, chanting during baseball games, and screaming at people
in restaurants, but people still don't love us for some reason," said one
climate protester while she was being put into a squad car. "So now, by
interrupting something most Americans don't even like and probably no one even
cares about, college football, we'll get lots of praise and positive attention
from your average Joe."
"This is a surefire way to win the rural,
red-state voters over to our cause."
Since the strategy proved somewhat successful during
the Harvard-Yale game, the protesters say they're going to try it on a real
college football game next weekend: "We can't wait to see how much praise
we get when we interrupt the LSU-Texas A&M game this Saturday."
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