From The Babylon Bee
[EDITOR'S
NOTE: We have been notified by Snopes.com that this story is not true. After
reviewing the evidence, we would like to retract it. Ocasio-Cortez did not
actually appear on The Price Is
Right and guess that everything is free. In fact, it
appears that this entire story was completely made up. Everything else on our
site is still true, however. We apologize for any confusion.]
HOLLYWOOD,
CA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pumped to attend a taping of The Price Is Right in Hollywood
this week. The special guest introduced herself as a U.S. representative and
rising star of the Democratic Party. Things got interesting when the game began
and every time it was her turn to estimate the price of an item her answer was "free."
Items
included a set of Italian leather handbags, an all expenses paid trip to the
Bahamas, and a brand new 2019 BMW 330i, at all of which Ocasio-Cortez shouted,
"FREE!"
When host Drew Carey asked if Ocasio-Cortez
understood the game's rules, she told Carey not to cat-call her and then
responded, "Don't hate me cause you ain't me."
She went on to guess that diamond earrings, a set of
jet skis, and even a giant pile of cash were all free. Carey unveiled a package
containing world-class healthcare and she said, "Definitely free."
She was at one point puzzled by a stack of croissants but eventually guessed
that they also were free.
Ocasio-Cortez was never able to advance to the game
proper, and as the credits rolled she appeared visibly upset. A hot mic
picked up comments she made in frustration, claiming that the game was rigged
by capitalism and that "everybody knows giant piles of money are
free, that's like basic economics 101."
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