From Ace of Spades HQ
The pair
have released a statement telling four British newspapers that they are barred
from all future access, but the papers have confirmed to the Velvet Hamster
that they don't want it anyway.
"To be honest, they won't stop pitching us
stories and sending grainy photographs" said a spokesman for the papers in
question. "When they left for Canada, we thought maybe we'd stop hearing
from them, then certainly when they moved to Los Angeles, but here they are.
We're honestly really confused by this statement and would like to reiterate
that nobody actually cares what the second-in-line's brother does. Most of the
time, we can't remember the first-in-line's brother's name. Not the Epstein
one, the other one."
Prince Edward could not be reached for comment.
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