“My girlfriend bough a smart
car. It won’t let her in.”
“I love long walks on the
beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just
dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.”
Stolen from knuckledraggin.
Hey, I used to know those
dudes. They’re probably dead.
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