More on 'Everything is political except my yard work'

I dragged out the cherrywood logs and the other utility pole yesterday (Tuesday), and when looking at the poles decided they are too big around for a flower bed border. So, I googled “uses for utility poles” and discovered:

• I am going to die any day now from creosote-caused cancer.
• I am going to die any day now from CCA-caused cancer.
• Rainwater runoff will contaminate a nearby creek.
• If I cut the poles, I will release carcinogens into the air.
• As a good citizen, it is my duty to call a hazardous waste landfill and pay numerous dollars to have the poles taken away.
• I am condemned to environmental Hell for even thinking about using the poles.

So, I will consider a way of using the poles as a wisteria trellis. If I can do that, I will have the largest wisteria trellis around.