Monday, August 15, 2016

Been there, saw that; didn’t write the message, though

“Dear Girl in Walmart. Yes it is summer but your shirt and shorts are way too small and you look like a half opened can of biscuits. Sincerely. The guy behind you clawing out his eyeballs.”

(And the girl mentioned, reading that, would say to a friend: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I saw a girl just like that my last trip to Walmarx. I tell you what, some girls don’t care they look like sluts.”)

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