Lazy? Mommy not around to get you dressed?

You need a Suitsy! What is a Suitsy, you ask?

“The get-up features a button-down shirt, suit pants and jacket — all sewn together for your convenience. All a guy’s gotta do is step in and zip up.”

http://nypost.com/2016/08/01/this-suit-is-actually-a-onesie/

That’s right – Just step in and zip up, you are ready for whatever the world puts in your way.

Response from Ace of Spades HQ:

“One thing I think we all can agree on -- a non-controversial, pro-social position that can unite us all in an upbeat, positive way -- is that we should put all Millennials on Fun Trains which will in turn take them to special Togetherness Camps where they will be instructed in the fine art of mining hazardous radioactive materials and/or burying people who have died due to exposure to hazardous radioactive materials.”

http://ace.mu.nu/#365059