Man charged with “one count of beverage return of nonrefundable bottles.”
“Nonrefundable” in the state where the nefarious criminal was apprehended.
The reporter uses “cans” and “bottles” interchangeably. But, hey, it’s an English newspaper. Police said the driver was 12 miles over the speed limit. MEMO TO THIEVES: DON’T SPEED! No mention of whether the arresting officer noted “the odor of used cans” as he approached the vehicle.
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