Thursday, July 28, 2016

‘The world is officially crazy’

That is my wife’s announcement. What brought about her conclusion:

“You won’t believe this,” I said after reading a news story. “Well, maybe you will, since it happened at the Democratic National Convention.”

She said, “What have they done now?”

“At a panel discussion, people debated on whether men who identify as women have access to reproductive rights.”

She didn’t say anything for several seconds. Then: “You mean they think trans-women should have access to abortions?”

“That’s what they were talking about.”

She said, “Have they all gone crazy? Do they think men can get pregnant?” I shrugged. She said, “You can cut off the penis or fold it inside, but it does not become a womb. There are no eggs.”

Then after a sigh of exasperation: “The world is officially crazy.”

Here is the story:

The Possum Lodge is wrong.

The Red Green Show always ended with Possum Lodge members saying the Lodge pledge: “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”
Unlike the Canadians, I ain’t changing.

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