Thursday, July 28, 2016
‘The world is officially crazy’
That is my wife’s announcement. What brought about her conclusion:
“You won’t believe this,” I said after reading a news story. “Well, maybe you will, since it happened at the Democratic National Convention.”
She said, “What have they done now?”
“At a panel discussion, people debated on whether men who identify as women have access to reproductive rights.”
She didn’t say anything for several seconds. Then: “You mean they think trans-women should have access to abortions?”
“That’s what they were talking about.”
She said, “Have they all gone crazy? Do they think men can get pregnant?” I shrugged. She said, “You can cut off the penis or fold it inside, but it does not become a womb. There are no eggs.”
Then after a sigh of exasperation: “The world is officially crazy.”
Here is the story:
The Possum Lodge is wrong.
The Red Green Show always ended with Possum Lodge members saying the Lodge pledge: “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”
Unlike the Canadians, I ain’t changing.