Thursday, October 7, 2021

FBI GPS

GPS: “In one-quarter mile, turn left onto Swamp Trail Road.” 

FBI Agent driving car: “How do we know we can trust you? You might be sending us into a clearing where in-bred swamp- dwelling aliens wait to capture us and perform unmentionable experiments on us.”

FBI Agent passenger: “Mulder!”

First-time bank robber

 “This is a f---up, mothersticker.”

Why government bureaucrats go unappreciated

On 23 September, VA messaged about an upcoming appointment. 

“You have an upcoming appointment with VA on Oct 7 at 08:00.

“Reply: Y9 to CONFIRM

“N19 to CANCEL

“D11 for DETAILS”

Requiring a wee bit more details, I messaged “D11.”

VA instantly responded:

“Your appointment is with PMR, SAK (CWY BL/100FL/1D RM/107 at BAY PINES.”

All right, then. Glad to get that cleared up.

Sometimes Google is accurate

Last night my wife and I watched Episode 1 Season 1 of Castle. Molly Quinn played Castle’s daughter. I wondered what she had done since Castle. I googled. The search engine says her “Partner” is Elan Gale. Who, I wondered, is Elan Gale? More Google tells me he is an American author, TV writer and producer. In his “personal life” information, Google says: “He has a very pretty redheaded girlfriend.” 

I also learned that tomorrow is Quinn’s 28th birthday. Happy birthday to a Texarkana girl.

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

US general reportedly removed Afghans from C-17 in order to bring back a ‘war trophy’

Maybe so, maybe no. These days, who knows?

From Valor Guardians

During the last hours of the evacuation, according to troops under his command and as documented by photographs and witness statements, (MG Chris) Donahue (82nd Airborne commander) ordered all of the passengers aboard a C-17 transport plane to disembark so he could have a souvenir loaded onto the plane. That souvenir, or ‘war trophy,’ was an inoperable Taliban-owned Toyota Hilux with a fully operational Russian ZU-23 anti-aircraft autocannon mounted in the bed. Once the Hilux was loaded passengers were allowed back on the plane, but, of course, there wasn’t room for all of them. According to troops on the scene, at least 50 people and perhaps as many as 100 people were left at Kabul to make room for the Hilux.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=118160

Perhaps following the lead of Chairman of the JCS Gen. Milley, MG Donahue also reportedly conducted some above and beyond normal duty with the Taliban, as had Milley with Communist Chinese generals.

“Multiple sources within the military and the intelligence community have revealed to RedState that Donahue’s coordination with the Taliban that day included more than simply letting them know that we were checking out early. These sources say that Donahue provided the Taliban with a full manifest of passengers aboard the flights including passport information, photos, and biometric information for those passengers. The flights included US troops, Afghans who were employed by the Department of Defense, key human intelligence (HUMINT) assets, and other SIV applicants and their families.

A Fort Bragg spokesman said, “No personnel were removed from any aircraft departing HKIA to make room for the Taliban Hilux. In fact, aircraft space was not an issue at all in terms of getting American citizens, Afghan SIVs, or at-risk Afghans out of HKIA in the final days of the evacuation mission.

(Just now wondering: Who got the light switch at the end of the tunnel in Saigon? For years generals and politicians reportedly could “see the light at the end of the tunnel,” so somebody must have unscrewed and removed the switch. A war trophy that important shouldn’t have been left behind.)

 

 


Monday, October 4, 2021

Jewish Christians should have insisted on this being brought forward

 “If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has married.” --Deuteronomy 24:5.

Saturday, October 2, 2021

We hope this is Lt. Col. Scheller's future

From Raconteur Report

We read where some folks commenting are all doom-and-gloom worried about the future prospects of Lt. Col. Scheller, USMC.

Bitch, please.

As if.

The way you "protect" someone like this, with balls the size of church bells, is hand him a bayonet, and then get out of his way.

The conga line of Alan Dershowitz-level lawyers that will take his case pro bono will take what he said once, in a YouTube vid, and turn it up to 11, straight outta Spinal Tap, and make his original video indictment of The System like the Rodney King beating: on TV, 24/7/365, and the Corps won't be able to shut up fast enough to get both their collective feet out of their mouth. They're about to create their own Billy Mitchell, and they'll never get that genie back into the bottle. It's going to haunt them for a hundred years.

If they were smart, they'd simply drop all charges, separate him from service post-haste, and grant him a full pension, and hope he just goes off and plays golf. But they're not that smart.

Even after the baked in "guilty on all counts" verdict comes back, this will get appealed, and overturned, and the minute this guy picks a place to settle down, he'll be the next freshman congressman from BFEgypt, and even the DNC won't have enough voter fraud to block his election in a landslide.

Two terms, which he'll win without breaking a sweat, and he's got a congressional pension-for-life, and gold-plated everything until he dies.

And he's going to end up being the guy throwing molotov cocktails on the House Armed Service Committee every day he's there, and raking those same perfumed princes over the coals, and sticking a pitchfork in their guts and twisting it, for as long as he feels the urge. Probably only for another 20 years or so, on national TV.

It won't matter if nothing changes, because for him their agony is The Mission.

Unimaginable stress, pressure, and heat is what turns charcoal into diamonds.

The smartest thing the Corps could have done was ignored him. Everything not that they're doing to him is throwing jet fuel on a raging bonfire, and then trying to beat the flames out with their own dicks.

And that's before he writes the inevitable best-selling non-fiction book abut the whole thing, which immortalizes this in print forever.

This is what happens when, institutionally, you've promoted the biggest ass-kissing Courtney Massengale crayon-eaters to the senior positions, which mega-douchbaggery was exactly what he called them out on.

His position, right now, is about the same one as that of the 1st Marines surrounded by five Chicom regiments at the Chosin Reservoir in 1950: I pity the poor bastards who've surrounded him. He's going to eat their hearts for lunch, and hand them their asses back on a platter by the time this is all over, and they'll wish their mothers had never met their fathers.

And then, 5 million current and former Marines - pissed as hell about how badly fucked up their beloved Corps has become - are going to help him pile on. Semper Fidelis, motherfuckers. Scheller is OURS, not yours, and in trying to fuck with one of OURS, you've stepped on your dicks hard this time. You're going to regret that once, and that one time will be permanently, forever.

For the Common Core grads out there, tell the class how dragging Ollie North before Congress, making him testify, and then trying to crucify him in public has hurt either his life or career prospects since 1987, last time you looked. Non futuis militae-Nautae: Don't fuck with Marines.

http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/