When I walked into the living room Monday morning, a TV commercial showed a young man wearing a sports jersey throwing a football to another young man. Then the scene changed, to an image of a man in his late 20s, early 30s, pulling on a pair of jeans over a large diaper. The announcer said something about the (whatever brand advertised) being more comfortable than the leading brand of white paper (something).
Wait a minute, I said to myself. Why is a man in his late 20s, early 30s, wearing a diaper? And for a pickup football game? Does he intend to make use of the diaper during the game?
I’m not sure which would be worse – the huddle or lining up against an opposing player.
HUDDLE, Quarterback: OK, we’ll run a 3-4 option … Hey! Who … Holy cow, Jenkins! You ---- your pants?
LINEUP, Defensive tackle: Man, I’m gonna be on you like … What’s that smell? Dude! Get away from me, man! Time, time! We have offensive offense here! Dude ---- his pants!
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