The Guard didn’t shoot enough of them in 1970

(If the soldiers had had more wherewithal, there wouldn’t have been enough offspring to attend all the folderol.

(Or, Hey, present-day Kent State students – Don’t you realize people died so you could attend “an educational workshop on the female orgasm”?)

‘Kent State Says “Aloha” to $17,000 for Hawaiian Sex Week’

“Kent State University splurged on its Hawaiian-themed sex week, which cost $17,000 in mandatory student fees.

“The Ohio public university hosted a variety of racy events last week under the auspices of the theme 'Let’s Get Lei’d,' an ode to sex week’s twofold purpose of celebrating Hawaiian culture and distributing sex toys to students.

“The festivities began last Monday with a Condom Couture Fashion show that involved students showing off original garments made of condoms, according to Campus Reform.

“Tuesday was Sexy Beach Party day, and Wednesday featured an educational workshop on the female orgasm. Instructors gave tips to women and their partners on finding “the mysterious G-spot,” and having multiple orgasms.

“KSU also hosted a drag show and sex toy giveaway.

“Sex week organizer Kyle Hovest, a KSU senior and member of the Interhall Council, said the events aimed to educate students about sexual health and disease prevention.

“’Our goal is to give residence hall students a broad spectrum of information,’ he said in a statement to the Akron Beacon Journal.”

http://collegeinsurrection.com/2013/11/kent-state-says-aloha-to-17000-for-hawaiian-sex-week/

(If I were a Kansas State University alumnus/graduate, I might file suit saying Kent State may not use initials KSU.)