We are extremely pleased to announce
that under the leadership of The Emperor, we have completely eradicated
COVID-19 on Alderaan.
Announcement at gunfreezone.
(A scene from a late-1930s movie has a newspaper delivery boy hurrying into a store and slapping a newspaper onto the counter, all the while grinning, because the banner headline read, "DEPRESSION OVER!"
(Well, if the news says so...)
(Okay, so destruction of a fictional planet is not the same as a scene from a fictional movie presentation, but it's what popped into my head.)
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