You might have heard on the news about a Southern California man...

 Who was put under 72 hour psychiatric observation when it was found that he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammo stored in his home.

My favorite quote from the dimwit TV reporter: "Wow! He has a quarter million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache."

By southern California standards someone who has 100 guns and 100,000 rounds of ammo would be called "mentally unstable." Just imagine if he lived somewhere else.

In Arizona and New Mexico he'd be "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas and Oklahoma, he's "a novice gun collector."

In Utah he's "moderately well prepared" but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of food stored.

In Colorado and Montana he's the "neighborhood 'go to' guy."

In Idaho he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Wyoming, he's "an eligible bachelor."

In Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas, he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Alabama, he's just "Bubba" who's short on ammo.