From Babylon Bee
CULVER CITY, CA—Trans woman
Amy Schneider broke a winnings record on Jeopardy last week, earning more than
any female contestant in the show's history. Experts say this proves once
and for all that men really are smarter than women.
"As a biological male,
Schneider is once again proving the vast superiority of the male
intellect," said MIT researcher Dr. Yamblo Figlenstrogg. "For better
or for worse, this will be a huge boost for sexists and transphobes
everywhere!"
Audience members were
reportedly in awe to find that Schneider's dress and pretty hair did not
negatively affect the functioning of her brilliant male brain.
"It was so inspiring to
see!" said one witness. "Amy Schneider is shattering the glass
ceiling for trans people everywhere, while at the same time installing a new,
impenetrable, bulletproof glass ceiling for biological women that will never,
ever be shattered. Take that, women!"
Unfortunately,
Schnieder's Jeopardy streak
was tragically cut short after being completely stumped by tonight's "3rd
Grade Biology" category.
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