Meanwhile, in the Dumb School Department ...

Why did teacher give students test answers?

Well, “they’re dumb as hell.”

Oh.

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/08/28/school-teacher-helps-students-cheat-because-she-says-theyre-dumb-as-hell/

“Smith’s case was part of a larger investigation that implicated approximately 180 public school teachers …”

Read this paragraph and say with me: What?

“We are working around the clock to engage our partners and move our agenda forward," said Tisha Edwards, chief of staff for the (Baltimore) school system. "Every transaction has a business purpose in mind."

Oh, well, hell, that explains the almost $500,000 spent during the past year and a half on a $7,300 office retreat at a downtown hotel, $300-per-night stays at hotels, and a $1,000 dinner at an exclusive members-only club. Or, as a district official put it, “the cost of doing business.”

There are all kinds of numbers preceded by $, which without the vertical line stands for “Stupid.”

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-schools-credit-cards-20120810,0,4819531.story?page=1

Fark.com.