I can live with that

Life is short.
Eat dessert
First.

The suggestion is on a mouse pad here:

http://www.zazzle.com/life+short+eat+mousepads

I didn’t get paid for that. It’s a freebie.

From my mind:

Life is short.
Leave Planet Earth now.

Life is short.
Get good sight alignment
And a good sight picture.

Life is short.
Get that 1966 GTO
You always wanted.