Lone Star Law

A game warden on Lone Star Law said, if you have trouble putting on new rubber boots, put plastic bags on your feet, and they'll slide right in.

Talking with a man who was believed to have shot and killed a deer in Montana, but with no hunting license, the same game warden said: "Justice sometimes rides a slow horse."

The hunter was fined $1,035 for killing a big game animal without a license, a crime that carries a mandatory lifetime hunting ban.

You cant beat this

A woman on Lone Star Law when asked if her grandson was at home:

“He didn’ do none of that stuff.”

Game Warden: What stuff is that, Ma’am?

Grandma: Whatever it is you’re lookin’ for him for. What’d he do?

Hiding the young'uns

On Animal Planet's Lone Star Law last night, two Texas game wardens went to a house  looking for a man involved in killing a deer at night and on someone else's property. The conversation with an older woman at the house went something like this:

WARDEN: I'm looking to speak to Jack Smith. Is he around?

WOMAN: I'm his grandmother, and he didn't do any of that stuff.

WARDEN: What stuff would that be, Ma'am?

WOMAN: What are you looking for him for?