Waiting for the Apocalypse …

… so when standing in the bread line I will hear the reaction when someone says, “Is that bleached white flour bread? See, I have a gluten allergy …”

Gluten-free and what?

I’m not going to link to the recipe because it’s stupid propaganda.

The site says the recipe is for “Paleo sweet potato chili.” And for those of Progressive politics and touchy stomachs: “Not only is it Whole 30/Paleo approved (meaning it is gluten, dairy, grain, sugar free) chili, and has very few ingredients, but it takes under 15 minutes to prepare!”

Gluten free, Paleo approved, and quick to prepare!!

But wait! There’s more!

“For more flavor, add shredded cheese, sour cream, or bacon on top. You can also pair with some freshly baked crunchy French bread or your favorite gluten-free, whole grain bread.”

Uh, doesn’t adding crunchy French bread take out the gluten-free part?

Paleo and sweet potato?

As Pogo sort of said, “We has met the enemy and he is …over there! Eating gluten-free, non-meat stuff!”