Remember that sound Goofy made when he fell off a mountain?

WA-HA-HA-HOOIE! Or something similar.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=goofy's+sound+when+falling&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=90E1D77ADCFC3E03494D90E1D77ADCFC3E03494D

A dozen or so years ago, a national columnist wondered what the world would be like if the people who invented the laws of physics had been women, not men.

Oh, maybe: For every action there is a two-for-one shoe sale at Macy’s.

Or if the inventors had not been straight men: A body at rest will remain at rest until a really cute boy dancer in tights moves in next door.

Yesterday this was a tweet: I am a TMF female and she is a MTF female, so I told her what a period is like so she will not have to go through one.

My wife wondered: What will happen when a transgender says “she” is a woman in a man’s body and wants to compete for the woman’s Olympics team?

Twenty-five years ago I started a (much) unfinished novel: They came for me because I waited.

(“They” constituted the shuttle crew from a space ship. The leader was, of course, a 6-foot woman. I wrote quite a bit, but the story was lost in a malfunction while transporting data from 5.5-inch floppy to hard drive. Energize! Oops.)

Anyway, Goofy’s noise is us.