Here's an internet poster that makes sense

I'd rather be tired than broke.

Somebody wrote somewhere: What colleges should teach -- You want to help people? Get a degree in something that will allow you to make lots and lots of money. You will help people.

Yeah, whatever

Internet poster:

“Don’t feel sorry for yourself, just remember there is always someone out there that dosn’t (sic) have internet connection, therefore they are not reading this quote. Feel sorry for them.”

http://boardofwisdom.com/togo/Quotes/ShowQuote?msgid=203799#.V8iWME0rKM8

(Linked just so you’ll know a site responsible for decay and eventual death of established American English as we have long known it. Errors include typo on “doesn’t”; two uses of comma (,) when semicolon (;) should have been used; one misuse of pronoun “they”; and one misuse of pronoun “them.” The site proclaims itself “wisdom.” Yeah, right.)

And you got a Participant ribbon, too

An internet poster:

Love yourself.
without your
flaws, you
wouldn’t be you.

From something called jar of quotes. Unfortunately, someone took the lid off the jar, and that one got loose.

Another one, from another site.

Uhh, show me
there’s nothing
to afraid.

Kind of makes you want to say, “WHAT?”