He sort of was a Marine. Sort of.

Here’s a guy bases his physical training business on his recovery from injuries from “a special operations training accident” that left him unable to walk in 2007.

OK. Except that he enlisted in the USMC for officer candidate training on March 14, 2008, reported for training on May 29, 2008, and dropped out July 4, 2008.

http://thisainthell.us/


(The first story at This Ain't Hell is about a real Marine who admitted urinating on several Taliban bodies. Lesson: If you actually go up against bad guys and kill them, you might wind up without a career, while some wuss fake gets offices and sometimes a bit of money. Real lesson: We know the good guys, the real guys.)

Not much better to do today

This is a dude thisainthell calls “Fatboy.” The man behind the gun apparently claims to be a USMC 1LT. I have been on gunships when miniguns cut loose, and there was more than a foot of flame from the barells, unlike the picture, which has a goodly amount of empty brass, but nothing else. Nobody firing a minigun would have a blasé look like s**thead does. Just saying.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.101540086693216.1982.100005116742088&type=3#!/photo.php?fbid=126209900892901&set=a.101540086693216.1982.100005116742088&type=3&theater

By way of www.thisainthell.us

Wonder if di(r)k got his BDUs at a surplus store?

I would like to see a real Marine kick this guy’s ass. I mean until he cried like a girl stood up on prom night. Maybe Gunny R. Lee could get him in an empty room somewhere.