How do you say that in Russian?

Something passengers in Army trucks used to say to drivers:

‘Where’d you get your license, f’n Sears and Roebuck?’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEn81S2l3zg

Some of the contacts are hard strikes. Amazing, how many pedestrians and other drivers ignore wreckage and injured people.

Snow, ice, trees, maybe some vodka – It’s Russian traffic videos!

There are some heavy crashes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6syBu8KjcIQ

Listen to Marche Slave while watching. Both are about the same length.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poSw7tFLB4

Dry road, clear day, car turns over -- Must be Russian traffic

Alcohol might have been involved in some crashes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itMdLTd1l4E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsQ-obL1Z4

Whatever the speed limit is in Russia, add 35 mph.

The second one around 2:15, the driver of a car bumps a motorcyclist on purpose.

The accident will find you.

Do not assume any vehicle has brakes.

4:45 – truck with acetylene bottles or some other bottles of explodes-when-broken material.

For laughs and ‘Holy cow! Did you see that?’

Google “Russian traffic video.”

Winter, spring, summer and fall; cars come out of nowhere, and a tank, too; drivers going at it with baseball bats, hatchets, tire tools … One site asked, “Is there not a single sober driver in Russia?”