This makes sense

"Do you know the term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies?

"Compost."

(At pintrest.com. No link because every time I click there, a troll wants me to sign up for something. I played a troll in a second-grade drama production, so I know how they operate.)

Not bad, this one.

I only live once? In that case, I should waste my time doing idiotic things that have social context only by my determination.