Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Tallest tropical tree, so far


More than 330 feet tall, the yellow meranti is in Sabah, the Malaysian state on Borneo.

“This discovery is the first 100-meter tropical tree (and the world's tallest known flowering plant) recorded anywhere in the world. If it were laid along the ground the tree would be longer than a soccer field. The team named the tree “Menara,” which is Malaysian for tower. They estimated it weighs 81,500 kilograms, or more than the maximum takeoff weight of a Boeing 737-800, excluding roots.


Link at maggiesfarm.

Story includes interview with man who climbed the tree.


‘Cor, Mac! Why’ve you got your arm in the loo?


British man loses penis, has new one grown on arm.

Malcolm MacDonald
News Licensing / MEGA

A British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection had a new one built – on his arm, where he even got an extra 2 inches, according to a report.

Malcolm MacDonald, 45, a mechanic, suffered a horrific infection in his perineum that turned his fingers, toes and manhood black, The Sun reported.

“I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum but I had no idea what could happen,” the separated dad of two from Thetford, Norfolk, told the outlet.

“When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it,” he said.

He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” in 2014 — but his testicles remained intact, according to the outlet.





Monday, August 3, 2020

All around bad manners


Around 1990 a car repair place in Sulphur Springs, Texas, opened at a former corner gas station. The mechanics must have done good work, considering both bays always had a car inside being fixed, and the tire-changing area was always busy as well.

After a couple of months, the owners moved in some used cars, 1970s mostly, but also a red 1948 Ford pickup and a blue and white four-door 1955 Chevrolet.

The 1948 Ford pickup has the best front of any pickup Ford ever made. The five-piece grill, with one headlight each side; two hand grabs on the hood front; big fenders to sit on and make conversation, and then wide running boards – every piece contributed to the utility of the vehicle.

My parents owned a 1955 Chevrolet my junior and senior years in high school, 1962-64 and still had it when I joined the Army not long after. Their Chevrolet, though, was a dull green, with a ripped front seat and a radio that worked sometimes. Nothing like that fine blue and white parked at the repair place.

I was at the time in need of a pickup. My 1979 Chevrolet had overheated one time too many, caused in part by my not paying attention, and in part to one afternoon when a sudden electrical surge pegged every gauge to max, and then dropped all but oil pressure back to zero. Gas gauge, engine temperature, amp gauge, no longer worked. One summer afternoon about half way between Sulphur Springs and Commerce, the motor began rattling, and steam shot out from under the hood. I hadn't checked water level before leaving town, nor put a can in the cargo bed. The motor had already undergone an overhaul and was not likely to survive another, even if I could have afforded the work.

So I dropped in on the car repair place one day. The young man at the counter barely looked up before going back to some piece of figuring he was doing with pencil and paper.

“Good afternoon,” I said.

“’lo,” he said, not looking up.

I said, “How much are you asking on the ’48 Ford?”

“Ford’s not for sale.”

“Oh,” I said. “How about the ’55 Chevy?”

“Not for sale.” He still hadn’t looked up.

“Okay,” I said. “Well, you have a good day.”

“Yeah.”

That was one of those times when I wanted to ask the man, “Do you know where you are? ‘Cause you’re sure not acting like a Texan should act.”

Probably wouldn’t have done any good, though.
         

Sunday, August 2, 2020

From a dream

A young woman, fresh faced, waving a piece of paper: "We have results from the election!" Looks at paper; "For the People, zero. Keepers of People, forty-five. Looks as though the Keepers will need to find some people to keep. Woo-Hoo!"

Woke up.

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Jean Thurel, 74 years a soldier

Jean Thurel enlisted in the French army in 1716 at age 18. He retired after 74 years of service. Thurel lived through the reign of three kings of France; he served under two of them. He lived through the American Revolution, the French Revolution and into the reign of Napoleon Bonaparte, to whom he was personally presented. Thurel was shot in the chest during the Siege of Kehl in 1733 and  received six saber slashes to the head at the Battle of Minden in 1759.

“A fusilier, the French Army’s term for a light infantryman, Thurel would see combat several times including during the War of Polish Succession (1733-1735), the War of the Austrian Succession (1740-1748), the Seven Years’ War (1756-1763), and the American Revolution (1775-1783). For those doing the math, he was decidedly old for warfare. At a time that life expectancy in Europe was about 35 years, Thurel would serve until 1792, finally retiring at the age of 94.




Bible burning in Portland


Such scenes not seen in two years.

“China’s government is ratcheting up a crackdown on Christian congregations in Beijing and several provinces, destroying crosses, burning bibles, shutting churches and ordering followers to sign papers renouncing their faith, according to pastors and a group that monitors religion in China.


Tennessee NG sergeant equal to the task



Link from valorguardians.