Friday, February 26, 2010

Cruel, but too good to pass up

The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
(Maybe from George Carlin, maybe not.)

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Cut him up and use him for bait, and you’ll eat for a couple months.

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