Sunday, July 21, 2013

Carrying a fake gun to a home invasion = ventilation

“Since the earlier Saturday feel good story actually happened on Tuesday, you get a bonus today along with some chuckles from Land O’Lakes, FL. It seems that two men tried to turn their lives around with someone else’s property, but I guess the initial investment in their start-up business wasn’t quite enough, so they took a fake gun to their first cold call visit:

‘The sheriff’s office said two men went into the cottage armed with a fake gun and tried to rob the people inside. Someone inside then pulled out a real gun and shot the suspects, deputies said.

‘Both of the injured men ran outside and collapsed on the sidewalk by the road.

‘A registered nurse, Jennifer Price, was driving by with her daughter and stopped to help.

‘“When I stopped, I said “Somebody needs to get that gun and move it, I don’t want to get shot,” she said. “One of the boys that I went to had about four or five gunshot wounds and I just tried to help him as much as I could. The other fellow they moved off and he had several wounds to but he wasn’t conscious at the time.”’

“The article goes on to say that there were five people in the house at the time including a 2-year-old. Both of the ventilated entrepreneurs are in serious condition and probably looking forward to their well-earned retirement from the property-ownership-transfer business.”

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