Kurds capture ISIS documents

YAKITI, Syria – After two days of fighting against ISIS in this northwest Syria town, the Kurdish Defense Committee released a partial play list captured at an Islamist radio station, WKIL-U.

A KDC spokesman said there had been rumors of such a list, but until not, one had not been captured.

The list of songs included:

Ain’t No Woman Like a One-Eyed Goat

Something in the Way She Moos

Midnight at the Oasis (Take Your Camel to Bed)

Pony Time

Reindeer are Better than People

Sheikh MacDonald Had an Orgy

My Little Donkey

Bessie the Heifer

The KDC spokesman said capture of the play list will enable intelligence officers an increased insight into the mind of a typical ISIS terrorist.

Local ISIS officials could not be reached for comment.