Packing heat

The other day my daughter said, "I guess I'd better start packin' heat now that I have a heat packin' license."

I said, "Do you have a good heat packin' holster?"

She said, "I've got a purse."

Me: "Pardon my French, but do you have a big-ass purse?" (Her heat is of the 9mm Glock variety.)

Her: "It fits right into the zipper part."

Me: "And an extra magazine?"

Her: "If I need more than one magazine to get to the parking lot and my car, I am in the wrong part of town."