The other day my daughter said, "I guess I'd better start packin' heat now that I have a heat packin' license."
I said, "Do you have a good heat packin' holster?"
She said, "I've got a purse."
Me: "Pardon my French, but do you have a big-ass purse?" (Her heat is of the 9mm Glock variety.)
Her: "It fits right into the zipper part."
Me: "And an extra magazine?"
Her: "If I need more than one magazine to get to the parking lot and my car, I am in the wrong part of town."
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