A web site site said it was about ‘Short Latvian jokes’

I wondered, “What do they have against short Latvians?”

Also: “This Latvian joke list is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Latvian jokes. After all, much of life in Latvia is a joke. Except it’s not funny and very cold.”

One Day, Latvian Hear Knock at the Door

Man as "who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give away free potato."
Man is very excite and open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.

Latvian is Pray For Months for Potato

Next day potatoes rain from sky! 

All town dead by potato to head.

What Komrad Say to Komrad With Potato?

Nothing. Is kapitalist spy, tell politburo.

(Now that Latvia is again independent, as it was from 1919-1940, when Russia, disguised as Communists, moved in, are there still potato jokes, or has a free market brought more spuds?)

Latvian jokes

Come on. For real? Whoever heard of a Latvian joke?**

Latvian man hear knock at door. “Who is it?" ask man. “Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. “Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say “Just kidding. Is Secret Police."


Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband hooker for the have sex! Hooker is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, “Hello! I here give you super sex!” Man is say, “Oh! I will have the soup.” Then hooker is say, “What? You have soup? Why you no told this?”

Questioning: What one potato say other potato?
Anwsering: Ha ha ha!! Who have two potato?

(Why is posted jokes. Military Chanel ‘Hitler’s Collaborationists’ I recorded on Latvia. Program mentioned Latvian Legion. Duckduckgo’ed ‘Latvian Legion.’ One hit was ‘Latvian jokes.’ So now go back and Duckduckgo ‘Latvian legion.’ Again. The ‘Just kidding. Is secret police’ is a funny. One site said these work in Belarus, too.)

**Not that Latvians don't have a sense of humor or that Latvians shouldn't have jokes about living under Russian domination for almost 50 years, longer than Eastern Europe and the Balkans. I never heard a Latvian joke before.