Monday, July 1, 2019

A web site site said it was about ‘Short Latvian jokes’


I wondered, “What do they have against short Latvians?”

Also: “This Latvian joke list is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Latvian jokes. After all, much of life in Latvia is a joke. Except it’s not funny and very cold.”

One Day, Latvian Hear Knock at the Door
Man as "who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give away free potato."
Man is very excite and open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.

Latvian is Pray For Months for Potato
Next day potatoes rain from sky! 
All town dead by potato to head.

What Komrad Say to Komrad With Potato?
Nothing. Is kapitalist spy, tell politburo.


(Now that Latvia is again independent, as it was from 1919-1940, when Russia, disguised as Communists, moved in, are there still potato jokes, or has a free market brought more spuds?)

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