Not five minutes ago a TV ad proclaimed: “You asked for gluten-free oatmeal, and here it is.”
My wife said, “Since when has oatmeal had gluten? Gluten is in wheat. Wheat. That’s the same as advertising fat-free sugar.”
She also noted, “Some scientists say there is no such thing as a gluten allergy.”
Search “gluten allergy fake” and see the results.
I dreamed I saw a peanut! Choke! Choke!