Taking Walmart marketing a step farther

(Warning to fack chukkers: This is from the Babylon Bee, and contains little if any facts. Lack of facts could be a threat to your job.)

‘Café With Self-Order Kiosks And Self-Serve Coffee Asks If You Want To Leave A Tip’

ALEXANDRIA, VA — According to sources, a local self-ordering kiosk at an overpriced cafe that sells self-serve coffee just asked if you would like to add a tip to a $12 coffee order.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A TIP? 15%? 20%? 25%? A CUSTOM TIP AMOUNT?" says the presumptuous screen as a worker who apparently doesn't do anything peers over at you from behind a plexiglass COVID shield.

https://babylonbee.com/news/caf-with-self-order-kiosks-and-self-serve-coffee-asks-if-you-want-to-leave-a-tip?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email