… and it is now the Senate’s
turn to give articles of impeachment all the respect they deserve.
From The Babylon Bee
'We'll Take Good Care Of These,' Says Mitch
McConnell While Placing Impeachment Articles In Special Rectangular Filing Bin
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After
yesterday's solemn impeachment procession across the Capitol Rotunda, a
procession that was accompanied by 37 elephants, 42 jugglers, three fire
sword-swallowers, and one tiny clown car, Mitch McConnell took possession of
the articles of impeachment.
McConnell promised to take good care of the impeachment articles, solemnly
vowing to place them in a very special rectangular filing bin reserved for
impeachment proceedings.
"Madam Speaker, I assure
you, we will treat these with all the respect and care they deserve,"
McConnell said. "We will put them right here along with all the bills the
House sends over. We always carefully consider the wacky legislation you send,
putting it in this holy, revered shrine as we think about what to do with such
fine legislative proposals."
Pelosi breathed a sigh of
relief, recognizing the filing bin as the same type she uses to store the
Constitution.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-solemnly-places-impeachment-articles-in-special-rectangular-filing-cabinet
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