Looking for news that wasn't American drudgery

You know, Democratic fascist socialists browbeating Republican fascist Klanners

Found some! 

From Daily News Hungary

May Day riots in Berlin

“The demonstrations were the second May Day protests since the start of the coronavirus pandemic. Turnout was much higher than last year, even though social distancing requirements remain in place.”

(Well, you know, rioters won't always obey the rules.)

EC prez forced to share divan with Turk

In April, “EC President Ursula von der Leyen and European Council President Charles Michel got into an embarrassing situation during their visit to Ankara. The hosts simply left von der Leyen without a chair, so she had no choice but to sit on a sofa, thus being quasi ranked the same as the Turkish foreign affairs minister…”

(Good grief! She had to sit next to a Turk? That calls for sending a gun boat!

(Used to be, a divan was an upper-level official in Muslim countries. Used to, European countries shelled Muslim countries for such mistreatment.)

5 million shots and Hungarians might be able to have weddings again!

“Several Hungarian websites said that the government might allow organizing wedding parties and family gatherings only after 4.5 or 5 million people got their first vaccines.” But not all have registered their vaccinations.

(All those pending brides and grooms will just have to keep living apart.)

Let's go out to eat! Not so fast... 

“Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in an interview on Friday announced that 3.5 million people have been vaccinated in Hungary, paving the way for outdoor venues to open from Saturday morning.”

(If you have a vaccination certificate.)