Disclaimers
Only a few, as the list is long.
From Bob Beecher
1.
A reheated plastic tray can warp or melt...reheating of tray is
not recommended.
2.
Actor portrayal.
3.
Actress, not a real photographer.
4.
Actual crash results may vary.
5.
Add ice for cold drink.
6.
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid
for.
7.
Always drive on roads, not on people.
8.
A.M. stands for morning.
9.
Approved for veterans.
10. As seen on TV.
11. Cannot be made non-poisonous.
12. Caution: Do not read while operating a motor vehicle,
watercraft, or aircraft.
13. Caution: Hot coffee is hot.
14. Cook thoroughly.
15 Do not attempt to ride a freight train.
16. Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
17. Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at
co-workers.
18. Eating instructions: crack open shells, discard shells, enjoy
the seeds!
19. For indoor or outdoor use only.
20. Lay on flat ground. Light fuse. Get away.
21. Made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles.
22. Neither the seller not the manufacture will be liable for any
brain damage arising from the use of this product.
23. Not the Beatles.
And from me: The site lists 691 disclaimers. Do not access unless you are patient.
https://sites.google.com/site/beecherbob/fun/disclaimers
Link
at westernrifleshooters.us.
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