Monday, December 10, 2018

Merry Christmas from a Jewish right-wing website presenter

“I don't particularly care for ‘Happy Holidays,’ in the sense that I want to use my largest knife and gut the utterer of that horrid phrase, then decorate his head with his intestines while I flay him with my sharpest boning knife.

“Wait....did I say that out loud.

“I am immensely pleased to be Jewish, and wouldn't have it any other way, but the reality is that America is, for the time being, a Christian country, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ In fact, it is a rather nice phrase that conjures up notions of kindness and fellowship and happiness and all sorts of anti-SJW sentiments.

“So when you see me on the street, please don't say that horrid phrase. A simple, ‘Merry Christmas’ is a delight, and it is a phrase that should be much more widely used. And if we are going to be honest, Christmas isn't really just a religious holiday any more. It is secular and inclusive and a lovely excuse to smile and be happy and say nice things and overtip and let the earnest but hopelessly incompetent clerk think that he is doing a good job. Life is going to have lots of chances to beat him into the dirt, so maybe you not taking the first swing is a good thing.

“So...From this Jew to you deluded heathens...have a merry Christmas.”

At Ace of Spades HQ.

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