COVID Trials and Tribulations
By Sheila
Stokes
Zellman
Partisans
I read a statement from the CEO
of Baskin Robbins. They have conducted an extensive 2 week test and it shows
that mint chocolate chip ice cream will prevent the moronic variant. You won’t
get it and you can’t spread it. To keep everyone safe every American is
required to eat 1 scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream weekly. It’s safe and
effective.
Two weeks and millions of
dollars later:
The CEO of Baskin Robbins has
announced the addition of a midweek scoop is now required. Dr. Floaty said it
was always planned to be a two scoop dosing.
Two weeks and millions of
dollars later:
The CEO of Baskin Robbins has
announced that due to the variants a booster scoop is now recommended. Dr
Floaty announces two weeks later the booster is now required to be considered
“fully dosed” and that they had always thought a booster scoop might be
necessary.
A month later and millions of
dollars and increased stock value:
The CEO of Baskin Robbins has
announced that the people not eating their ice cream have caused a spread of
the corona flu. To keep those who are eating the ice cream safe from those who
aren’t eating the ice cream everyone will be forced to eat ice cream. And
another scoop will now be required on Tuesdays.
It’s safe and effective.
Baskin Robbins denies any of
the side effects of obesity and diabetes have any relationship to the ice cream
mandate.
It’s safe and effective.
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